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Oh yeah, I'm a fan
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Nina
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Your looks are un-photographable, yet you're my favorite work of art.
Um. That was the most surprising decription I've ever read in my life. Chicha Ong is my cousin (my dad's sister's daughter). I haven't seen her since her brother's wedding a few years ago. How the hell do you know her?
The world just shrank by a cubic mile.
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Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route. (Charles Caleb Colton)
wtfwtwfwtwfwtfwtf. She went to my school last year and is dating my friend Ian. That's how we met.
Dude.
You and I are like sisters now.
Weird.
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Your looks are un-photographable, yet you're my favorite work of art.
it's the same with me ^^
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das ganze leben besteht aus nehmen und viel mehr geben
Really weird.
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Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route. (Charles Caleb Colton)
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